Not everybody agrees with me at first; that is, of course, a mistake that I nearly always rectify shortly after I introduce these disagreeable people to, ahem, “the dukes.” I call them “Double” and “Trouble” for obvious reasons. (Editor’s note: Nobody at the hotel knows why Bruce refers to his fists this way, but just roll with it.)

Fortunately, most people agree with how I feel about our magnificent SPA LUCE, and in that lucky camp is Ruthanne Terrero, a Spa Travel Examiner, who has given us a nice little write-up here. She’s generally in favor, calling us “A-lister territory,” which we don’t usually brag about but is 114% accurate and true. You should check it out, but be advised: it may make you want to get a spa treatment. I’m just warning you, just in case that’s something you’re not quite ready for. (Editor’s note: Bruce is “always” ready, as he puts it.)

We also want you to check our Facebook page. We now have over 100 fans – how many fans do you have, friendo? No, really, I’m asking. We’ve also got a couple of good events coming up, including a visit by Will Champlin for this Indie Thursday, oddly enough on Thursday.

This is Bruce, signing off.