Uh-oh, the holidays are coming! I just got my first holiday card. It was from the King of England. He and I, we go back. The wild stories we have from Prohibition! Sadly, the last King of England hasn’t been around for more than fifty years. Pity the English postal system…
Still, it’s November and Thanksgiving is coming up – another holiday the Brits are not particularly fond of. And December is the home of such illustrious holidays as Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, as well as other slightly less well-known holidays as National Cookie Day (December 4th), Human Rights Day (December 10th), and Poinsettia Day (December 12th). Yes, the fabulous poinsettia gets its own holiday. Don’t you feel smarter knowing this?
All this is a roundabout way of getting to the important point: the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel & Spa, the delightful home of yours truly, is offering a special rate for all those people out there looking for a place to stay this cold winter season. And by cold, I mean under 60° F. Any colder and I get frostbite through my silk undergarments.
The hotel is offering a very low rate of $229 per night for one of our amazing guestrooms and, if you’re really really special and have an Elephant Card from the Hollywood & Highland Center, you can get an even more-special rate of $199 per night. Now, here’s the secret: I’m going to tell you exactly where to get this fabled Elephant Card. Go to Visitors Information on Level 1 of the H&H Center and tell them Bruce sent you. They promised me they would take care of you, my beloved audience. I trust them; you should too. Supposedly you can also get these cards mailed to you by visiting www.hollywoodandhighland.com but who trusts these intertubes anyway?
Now, go forth, and celebrate! Today, November 14, is National American Teddy Bear Day. I thought you should know that.
Goodness gracious, I’m exhausted! Have you been following the election? Congratulations to both Barack Obama and John McCain. It was a long, long campaign and good for us: we still have a working democracy. But oh my, it’s tiring. I haven’t slept a wink in days and I’m finally getting back to updating this blog. We’re going to have more regular updates here in the future.
First, I would like to welcome a new member to our Hollywood family: Dan Shaughnessy. He is our new Director of Sales & Marketing. While he’s new in Hollywood (sorry, ladies, he’s married), he’s a veteran in our industry, with over 20 years of experience in hospitality at hotels and resorts in Rancho Las Palmas, Phoenix, and Marina Del Rey. Most recently, he was Director of Sales for the JW Marriott Desert Ridge Resort & Spa.
Fun facts about Dan: his mother, Ilene Woods, was the voice of Cinderella in Disney’s classic 1950 film and his father, Ed, was the drummer on Johnny Carson’s The Tonight Show. A big show-biz background for our newest director… sounds like he’s going to be right at home in Hollywood after all. We just announced his appointment to the media, and I wanted to share this money quote:
“We’re very happy to add Dan to our team,” says General Manager Bruce Gorelick. “His wealth of experience will be a great addition to our current operation and his marketing and sales record really speaks for itself.”
What a dashing young man that Bruce is, even in print… So well-spoken, so articulate. Like a young Abe Lincoln, but more handsome and athletic. Anyhow, I wanted to congratulate Dan on his appointment. I really look forward to working with him.
Finally, I would like to extend hearty congratulations to our former Director of Sales & Marketing, the dear Chris Orr, who is moving on to Baltimore. Good luck, Chris! We’ll miss you!
Today is a great day: I get to share something special with you. It’s very personal, in that it’s about the little hotel that I manage. It’s also very cosmopolitan, if you ask me, showing off a little taste of what’s it’s like to live in this glorious city of ours.
This video takes us viewers on a roller coaster ride through the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel & Spa and Los Angeles with our guide, Verity, one of our divine cast members from the front desk. It’s a lot of fun, and Verity looks like she’s having a blast. But the best way to really understand the crazy energy of this video is simply to take a look yourself:
Isn’t Verity lovely? And what a hat! After seeing this, I may institute a sombrero-only policy for all cast members here at the hotel. It’s also nice to see that it REALLY IS EASY to use public transportation from our hotel, and it does go FUN PLACES. You can get to Pasadena, Downtown, Manhattan Beach… the list goes on. People forget this in Los Angeles, but we try to keep our lovely guests informed, especially with gas prices as they are.
But once again, well done, Verity! I look forward to the next video, “Verity and the Raiders of Twist’s Lost Kitchen!” Adventure, prestige, gold… flakes on top of flourless chocolate cake. Good fun for the whole family.
As always, the world leaves it up to me to correct the wrongs of the world. KTLA Morning News at 9 (AM!?) recently ran a segment of their “Fit to Fit Her” Campaign featuring one of our adorable hotel suites, which I’m not against per se. The whole idea of getting fit is one that I can personally get behind, as long as I don’t personally have to do anything or change anything in my life.
The major problem here is that Michaela Pereira, the Fit to Fitter series, was on vacation. What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they understand the whole concept of vacation? To do nothing!
Michaela, who looks great by the way, takes a few days off and drops by the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel & Spa (good), only to bring along her 24 Hour Fitness trainer, Jenna (bad), and then they start doing exercises in the hotel room (aaaghhh!) The horror…
They demonstrate a number of exercises, each more confusing than the last. Honestly, I couldn’t possibly tell you what a “glut” is, and if my life reaches the point where a “supine bridge” is my only escape from certain death, just bring me a stiff drink and show me the door, thank you very much. However, if you’re interested in knowing how to keep fit on vacation, here’s the very “useful” clip, courtesy of KTLA:
While staying fit should not be ridiculed in any medium, even on a personal blog, I hope all you healthy people are happy. You’ve taken over vacations too. Go enjoy your Bicep Dips at the bathtub. I’m going to be at the bar.
This is Bruce, signing off.
EDITOR’S NOTE: The preceeding post was an illogical rant from our General Manager. Take no heed.
Since this is Hollywood, rock stars don’t intimidate me. I run into them all the time. I swear, I’ve got a Grammy Award one of them left behind somewhere around here. It’s probably being used as a doorstop. But rocker chicks? Well, that’s a little different. Those ladies, if you will pardon the expression, tend to “keep it real.”
Real or not, we don’t like to toot our own horn - we’d never stoop to such a level - but recently the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel & Spa was written up by rocker-chick-extraordinaire Robin Roth of Rock Over America (link), and her glowing review, it’s our feeling, pretty much summarizes how we feel about the hotel:
I simply loved this awesome hotel, and for so many reasons I would highly recommend it. Its contemporary L.A. residential décor of the ’50s creates a strong sense of context and place that is warm and inviting. I found everything about this hotel from the location to the hotel itself to be a fascinating adventure.
So yes, we’re brilliant. I’m blushing. Then she goes on to praise the hotel’s location, next to so many great shops and near so much Hollywood history. It’s hard being so wonderful.
During her stay at the hotel, Robin also popped by Spa Luce, our brand new spa that opened earlier this year. This rocker chick wasn’t afraid to put up her feet and get pampered:
From the moment I walked through its doors, I felt as though I was transported into an ultra-chic, cave-like, futuristic, calming atmosphere. As corny as it might sound, I literally entered into a sensory journey of bliss, well-being, and tranquil serenity like no other spa I have ever been to in the world.
Kind words, indeed. I mean, I didn’t do anything, Robin, but I’ll pass the compliment along to our divine staff. They deserve all the praise that’s fit to print (or publish on a private blog).
But where was I? Rocker chicks = Awesome. I’m using “awesome” correctly, right? Oh, bother, there’s that Grammy. I just stubbed my toe.
